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Okay so one day, a guy on Steam accidentally traded his Burning Team Captain away for the Sharpened Vulcano Fragment and the Bazaar Bargain. Why? Because he had surpise buttsecks and was drunk at the same time. He wanted to have it back, but of course, the guy didn't give it back. Gabe Newell didn't want to kill him because he was a valuable costumer. So he called Indiana Shpee and his 3 fellow explorers (Tycho, Strong Bad and Max) to retrieve it for him. The scammer hid it in a temple. Indiana Shpee went to the temple, and began exploring it, along with his three friends. Suddenly they came in a room full of weirdly colored bricks, and when Tycho stepped on a green colored one, he got impaled by a penis. Max licked the cum of and said that it was tasty. Indiana Shpee was glad that Tycho was dead, because he was a fucking asshole at poker. When they got past the room, they came in a long hallway. There were unuions laying on the floor, but Strong Bad ignored them and rushed straight trough. But at the door Shrek dropped down, screamed "COME OGRE HERE!" And annihulated Strong Bad's butt. Then he ripped off Strong Bad's head and started skullfucking it. Indiana Shpee and Max were fapping at the speed of light! After they ejaculated, they picked up the unions and walked towards the door. Shrek dropped down, but this time he just burped and let them past. Then they were in the room with the unusual hat. Max grabbed it right away, and a rock came rolling after him and Indiana Shpee! Indiana Shpee realised that he owed Max overtime, so he tripped him over causing the rock to crush him. Indy escaped, and he gave the unusal back to the scammed guy. Then Micheal Bay fapped explosive cum and all the characters in the story including Bay died, The end.